If you have a mum who lives on a narrow boat and you have just bought her a chicken sculpture made of rusty steel for her birthday, please feel free to download and print this birthday card wot I made
How do you make a duck sing country?
Stick it in the oven till its bill withers!
- Intermediate Dad Joke No 407
Never explain your own Dad Jokes; it’s akin to returning to a lit firework!