Sunday, 30 January 2011


Ok. So I have established that I am not addressing me in this blog. I must then, be addressing YOU!

So – All the marks are in. They have been counted and verified. The phone lines are now closed. Please do not phone now as your vote will not be counted and you may still be charged. The MA results are to be publicly posted this Friday!
Good grief – has it really been a year and a half? Well gang, it’s been an absolute pleasure and I want to take this opportunity to wish you all the best for your futures.

Man               “Can I have ½ a Pound of bacon please?”
Butcher –         “Lean back?”
Man               “Can I have ½ a Pound of bacon please?”
- Advanced Dad Joke No 32 (requires actions).

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

Fat Birds!

Fat Birds is a series of paintings that I thought might make for an interesting book. Like lots of my personal projects it hasn't gone much further than 'thought' - I'm a good starter.
I cant be s'posed to post as if talking to myself - cos I knew that already!  Blogging is possibly a cause of speeding up the effects of dementia.

Next quick scribble

I dont know what this blog is for. I only set it up cos I tell students to create a blog for their work. I thought I had better see for myself how easy it was to set one up - now that I have set one up I feel responsible for it - like rescuing a baby hedgehog or summut!
It may be a good way of forcing me to do more artwork. Do I just post random stuff? Do I try to stick to a theme or style? Who am I talking to? Am I s'posed to be talking to me - like a personal diary?
Who reads this stuff anyway?